- Guy: Why do you have so many aliases?
- Sam: Because nobody's... nobody's ever wanted me to stay the same person before.
- [Guy glares suspiciously at Sam]
- Sam: Nobody's ever stuck around long enough.
- Guy: Well, there's a reason nobody's ever stuck around this long, Sam. Believe me, I know. Because I've tried. I've tried you as a friend, and you don't fit. You don't fit anybody. Not even your own mother.
- Guy: I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!
- Sam: [desperately] But you could!
- Guy: I could not, would not, on a boat!
- [He pounds the offending food with his free hand]
- Guy: I will not, will not, with a goat! I will not eat them in the rain!
- [He hurls the dish at a wall]
- Guy: I will not eat them on a train! I do not like them here or there! I do not like them anywhere! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam! I! Am!
- [Sam and Mr Jenkins exchange glances]
- Sam: So... that's a no?
- [Guy wails in frustration]
- Sam: Okay. I know you're not happy about the little setback in our relationship.
- Guy: We have no relationship. It's not us I'm worried about.
- [Guy presents the piece of paper with Michellee's phone number on it]
- Sam: I'll tell her you're innocent. She'll believe me.
- Guy: Oh, really, Mr. Furry Foot Bandit? Who's she supposed to believe? Hector Jive? Bamboozle McHoaxypants?
- Sam: I only use Bamboozle McHoaxypants for hotels.
- Guy: I'm sorry. Wh-whatever you do... please don't hurt me.
- [He sobs. McWinkle removes his sunglasses and looks at Guy with concern]
- McWinkle: Why would we hurt you? We're the good guys.
- [Guy abruptly stops crying]
- Guy: Huh? Uh... I-I-I thought you were the BADGUYS.
- Glutz: We are! But the name is kind of misleading.
- [She hands Guy the card. He flips it over to see the words 'Bureau of Animal Defense: Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section' on the back]
- Guy: But... Sam is a wildlife protector, too... isn't he?
- Goat: We can do this the easy way or the hard way, amigo.
- McWinkle: I'm not your amigo, friend.
- Glutz: Ooh! Ooh! I am! And let me just say...
- [She removes her sunglasses to reveal her eyes bugged out and looking in opposite directions, then starts bleating with her fingers on her head to resemble horns, stupefying the Goat where he stands]