Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

There (2019)

Michael Douglas: Guy

Quotes 

• Guy : Why do you have so many aliases?

  Sam : Because nobody's... nobody's ever wanted me to stay the same person before.

  [Guy glares suspiciously at Sam] 

  Sam : Nobody's ever stuck around long enough.

  Guy : Well, there's a reason nobody's ever stuck around this long, Sam. Believe me, I know. Because I've tried. I've tried you as a friend, and you don't fit. You don't fit anybody. Not even your own mother.

• Guy : I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!

  Sam : [desperately]  But you could!

  Guy : I could not, would not, on a boat!

  [He pounds the offending food with his free hand] 

  Guy : I will not, will not, with a goat! I will not eat them in the rain!

  [He hurls the dish at a wall] 

  Guy : I will not eat them on a train! I do not like them here or there! I do not like them anywhere! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam! I! Am!

  [Sam and Mr Jenkins exchange glances] 

  Sam : So... that's a no?

  [Guy wails in frustration] 

  Sam : Okay. I know you're not happy about the little setback in our relationship.

  Guy : We have no relationship. It's not us I'm worried about.

  [Guy presents the piece of paper with Michellee's phone number on it] 

  Sam : I'll tell her you're innocent. She'll believe me.

  Guy : Oh, really, Mr. Furry Foot Bandit? Who's she supposed to believe? Hector Jive? Bamboozle McHoaxypants?

  Sam : I only use Bamboozle McHoaxypants for hotels.

• Guy : I'm sorry. Wh-whatever you do... please don't hurt me.

  [He sobs. McWinkle removes his sunglasses and looks at Guy with concern] 

  McWinkle : Why would we hurt you? We're the good guys.

  [Guy abruptly stops crying] 

  Guy : Huh? Uh... I-I-I thought you were the BADGUYS.

  Glutz : We are! But the name is kind of misleading.

  [She hands Guy the card. He flips it over to see the words 'Bureau of Animal Defense: Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section' on the back] 

  Guy : But... Sam is a wildlife protector, too... isn't he?