Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)
Car (2019)
Michael Douglas: Guy
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Quotes
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Guy : Why are there so many vases?
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[Sam eats the green eggs in the car. Guy stares in horror at the green yolk in Sam's mouth]
Sam : Mmm. Mmm.
Guy : Ew...
[He gags in disgust]
Sam : Mmm... Hey, man, you gotta get in on this! I got enough for both of us!
Guy : [raising a hand to stop Sam from peddling the dish] No! I will not eat them in a car.
Sam : Okay. That is an oddly specific stance on the matter.
[He places the tray on the seat]
Sam : But I'm gonna keep this edible joy right here for when you change your mind.
Guy : [yawning] I've got a better plan.
[He pulls his hat lower, folds his arms and nestles into his seat, drifting off to a refreshing and much-needed sleep]
Sam : Ah, good thinking, trav buddy. You take a load off and get some shuteye.
[He starts the car and drives on]
Sam : You are safe and sound with old Sam behind the wheel.
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Bellhop : We hope you're enjoying your executive suite featuring seventeen rare and priceless vases.
Guy : Are those, by any chance, insured?
Bellhop : [laughing] No! They're rare and priceless!
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Bellhop : Anyhoo, as a Quintuple Stainless Member, you are now entitled to a complimentary lullaby! So, if you'll just snuzzle yourself into bed and allow me to tuck you in...
Guy : If you don't mind...
[He hurriedly pushes the bellhop away to stop him from seeing the Chickeraffe, who is still causing havoc in his hotel room]
Guy : ... I sleep better standing up.
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Guy : I'm headed to Meepville to be a Paint Watcher.
Sam : [idly drumming on the steering wheel] Whoa, watching paint dry? Fun! Fun, fun. Fun, fun, fun.
Guy : It's not fun. It's a solid, practical, fall-back profession.
[Sam leans on the steering wheel with a broad, forced smile, trying desperately to look interested in Guy's new career]
Sam : [feigning interest but instead sounding sarcastic] Uh-huh. Very solid. Not giving up on your dream at all.
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Waitress : [talking to Guy over the phone] Eight-three-five... Are you writing? 8351 North Bluff Gluff. North, not South.
Guy : [trying to force the Chickeraffe back into the briefcase] Yes. And you're sure that's where he lives? The little guy who ordered the green eggs and ham?
Waitress : Oh, yes! Sam! That's right! You guys are briefcase buddies!
Guy : No! We are not briefcase buddies!