Quotes
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April : Sean, whatever you do, don't ask her for any help during this trip. She's dumber than a box of rocks.
Sean : Gotcha.
April : Anyone who doesn't know that a Parsec is a measure of distance, shouldn't be in on this mission. Not even as a bumbling bureaucrat.
Sean : So, what career would you recommend for her?
April : I dunno. Writing Sci-Fi screenplays?
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Sean : Who are you? Whaddya want?
Ebb Melchior : My name is Ebb.
Sean : Ebb? How do ya spell that?
Ebb Melchior : E-B-B. Sometimes we pronounce it with just one B, for short.
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Sean : What do you think we'll find there?
April : I don't know. Maybe nothing. Maybe something really scary.
Sean : Scarier than the Professor's giant crabs?
April : Sure. Giant bat-rat-spidercrabs. Giant man-eating plants. Boy, I'm glad I'm not a man.
Sean : Giant amoebas.
April : Amoebae.
Sean : Nobody says Amoebae.
April : Are you calling me a Nobody?