- [Eddie tries out Dr Bravestone's smoldering intensity]
- Mouse Finbar: Are you having a heart attack? Breathe! Breathe! His whole left side is shutting down!
- Eddie: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?
- Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
- [gets attacked from behind by a python]
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: [as Eddie] Who is Jumanji?
- Mouse: [as Milo] Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister.
- Young Fridge: I gotta stop hanging out with white people. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
- [in the desert; reading his list of strengths and weaknesses]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: And for weaknesses, endurance. And what else? Let's see... heat, sun, and sand.
- [punches chest and the list disappears]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything!
- Oberon: I've always been the super clever one, and he's always been super brave. And super ball-less.
- Mouse: Stop saying that! Both of my balls are right here!
- Oberon: In spirit.
- Mouse: Hey...
- Oberon: They're here in spirit.
- [whispers]
- Oberon: Always.
- Elevator Guard: Of course
- Oberon: Right, bro?
- Mouse: [hesitates] Right. I got no balls.
- [Jumanji drums beat while a herd of ostriches run toward the stranded group, while Milo as Finbar is stalling to speak]
- Mouse Finbar: Oh! There's one more thing about ostriches.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh, no...
- Ruby Roundhouse: Say it!
- Mouse Finbar: They travel in herds.
- [ostrich screeches while it and its herd hone in on the group]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: What? I'm sorry, I think I miss the plan, part of the plan. That last level almost killed us all. I can barely walk. Your grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guy or attack by a polar bear or something, what am I suppose to do?
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna beat up the wrong guy.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [to Bravestone] You are gonna beat up the wrong guy! You're not a good Bravestone! You're too stubborn and pissed off, and you keep getting us killed.
- Dr Smolder Bravestone: What the hell you talking about?
- Professor Shelly Oberon: And Milo... and I say this with all due respect, sir... is not a good person to be the zoologist. He talks too slow, and by the time he gets to the point, you're DEAD!
- Mouse Finbar: None taken. And let me tell you why. Because my friend Bernard...
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [points at him] You see?
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [to the others] You're a thief whose too neurotic to steal, Bethany's a horse...
- [Cyclone looks at Roundhouse]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: All I know is, we are stuck here again, we are running out of lives, and my ankle is killing me!
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [he sits on a rock and then falls off] Ahh!
- Ruby Roundhouse: [shouts] OH MY GOD!
- Ming: FRIDGE!
- [they looked at Fridge falling off and rolling down the hill]
- Ruby Roundhouse: Fridge, are you okay?
- [Then he found something]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [excited] Yo, you guys gotta see this!
- [they both looked at the waterfall before the others jump back]
- Ruby Roundhouse: That's what the water looked like at the tree.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: When we...
- Professor Shelly Oberon, Ruby Roundhouse: Switched bodies.
- [Cyclone neighs softly, and Fridge and Martha know what to do]
- Cake Lady: Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake.
- Mouse Finbar: [shouts at the lady] No! No! NOOOO!
- [tosses the cake on the floor]
- Professor Shelly Oberon: [quietly] No thank you.