Ashlyn Boots: Regina

Quotes 

• [Both Freddy and Lawrence are donating a bag of clothes each] 

  Kale : Oh, thanks so much for bringing clothes for the homeless.

  Lawrence Dooley : I hope the homeless need tighty-whities with the days of the week on them. I'd like a moment to say goodbye to Tuesday.

  Kale : They're not going to wear them - we'll let them degrade then use them as mulch to grow organic vegetables.

  Freddy Huerta : I will never eat an organic vegetable again.

  [Lawrence goes through Freddy's donation bag and takes out a jacket] 

  Lawrence Dooley : Whoa. Are you giving this away? Can I have it?

  Freddy Huerta : Uh... Yeah, sure. it's just an old jacket.

  Lawrence Dooley : Old to you, new to me. Like my mom's 61-year-old boyfriend, Stan.

  [Lawrence puts on the jacket] 

  Kale : Whoa! Lawrence, you look amazing! You have to have it.

  Lawrence Dooley : I don't know, it's kind of itchy.

  [a trio of females approach] 

  Regina : Nice threads, Lawrence.

  Olive : Do you have lunch plans?

  Esmeralda : He's mine, Olive. I liked him before he was a hottie.

  Lawrence Dooley : You know, I can live with the itchiness.

  [Both Lawrence and Esmeralda walk off together]