Relaxer (2018)

Joshua Burge: Abbie

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• Dallas : If you could have a superpower, which would you do, invisibility or flight.

  Abbie : I don't know, invisibility.

  Dallas : Fuckin' sex predator.

  Abbie : Huh?

  Dallas : You gotta be naked to be invisible dude, otherwise you're just a fuckin pair of pants and shirt running around.

• Dallas : Just fucking show me the money, dude. You fucking seen Jerry Maguire? you know what I'm talking about?

  Abbie : No.

  Dallas : Show me the money. Fucking Thomas Cruise style. You should see it though, because it got Jerry Cantrell from fucking Alice in Chains in it. He plays like a fucking Kinko's employee.

• Abbie : I can't do a challenge while I'm on another challenge.

  Dallas : Jesus christ. Alright, then I challenge you to challenge me to challenge you not to get up.

  Abbie : I don't even know what means.

  Dallas : It doesn't fucking mean anything, just get off the couch like a normal person. You're in this fucking challenge vortex of retardedness.

• Abbie : May I please have some?

  Dallas : You please may not have some because you ain't show me no fuckin' money. May I please have some money. What's that fuckin song? "Money, Money, Money, Money... Money". Fuckin' Karate Kid right there.

• Dallas : Tell me what my mind is thinking.

  Abbie : Carmen Electra.

  Dallas : Are you fucking serious? That's insane dude.

  Abbie : You always think about Carmen Electra!

  Dallas : No I don't dude, cause my dad got fuckin' cable now and we got the E! Network so Brooke Burke is my girl now.

• Dallas : It says first drive, you got video of your first time you fucking drove?

  Abbie : One of them.

  Dallas : How can you have multiple first times you drove?