Family Guy (TV Series)

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter (2018)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Dr. Elmer Hartman, God

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Quotes 

• Glenn Quagmire : [excitedly]  Peter, you gotta come outside. We found a used condom on the sidewalk. That's a bigger deal than regular garbage.

  Cleveland Brown : Ribbed. A woman was pleased with it.

  Glenn Quagmire : You gotta see this, Peter! A used condom! Just right out here! And there's panties nearby! Joe, you're a cop! What do you think happened here?

  Joe Swanson : I'll tell you what happened. Somebody DID IT! YEAH!

  [they high-five each other] 

  Glenn Quagmire : Peter, come out here and high-five us over the sex someone else had!

• Peter Griffin : I've been in uncomfortable situations before. Like when I meet famous people.

  Snoop Dogg : Hey, wassup? I'm Snoop Dogg. Know what I'm sayin'?

  Peter Griffin : I do!

  [thinking] 

  Peter Griffin : But you don't, Peter. You don't.

• [last lines] 

  God : Well, looks like quittin' time. Good night, Kirk Cameron. See you tomorrow, Jay Rayburn. See you when the sun rises, James Bro- MAMA MIA!

• Peter Griffin : [while arguing at Fuddruckers]  Usually, you put a burger on a tray. This guy's putting a tray on a fucking burger!

  Lois Griffin : Are you through, Peter?

  Peter Griffin : Not yet I'm not. Give me the car keys.

  Lois Griffin : Peter.

  Peter Griffin : Give me. The car keys.

  Peter Griffin : [Lois gives Peter the car keys in which he opens the trays, puts the keys in, and closes it back together, in which he then puts a bun on the tray and takes a bite]  That's Fuddruckers!