Inside No. 9 (TV Series)

To Have and to Hold (2018)

Nicola Walker: Harriet

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Quotes 

• Harriet : You spend all that time downstairs, working on other people's wedding photos, touching them up, making them look perfect and shiny and new and... That's what I want for us, for our marriage. I want us to be...

  Adrian : Touched up?

  Harriet : Frankly, I do.

• [first lines] 

  Harriet : [entering the kitchen, carrying a case of Pot Noodles and other groceries]  I'm back.

  Adrian : [focusing on a jigsaw puzzle]  You were a long time.

  Harriet : It's market day. It was busy.

• Harriet : What about Agnes?

  Adrian : Who?

  Harriet : Our cleaner. She left because you were coming on to her.

  Adrian : I wasn't coming on to her. I was trying to get her to clean under the toilet rim. Besides, there's a difference between flirting with someone and sucking them off in the Wolverhampton Ibis.

  Harriet : Once, Adrian, one time!

  [pauses] 

  Harriet : And it was a Premier Inn.

• Adrian : For God's sake, Harrie, they're clients!

  Harriet : I'm your wife! I bet you'd like to put me on a memory stick.

  Adrian : What does that even mean?

  Harriet : I'm going upstairs, alone, as per.

  Adrian : [sighs]  I'll be up in a minute.

  Harriet : Huh! Chance'd be a fine thing!