Roseanne (TV Series)
Eggs Over, Not Easy (2018)
Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner-Healy
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Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : I should've gone with you to the doctor.
Becky Conner-Healy : It wouldn't have changed anything, I can't have kids.
Roseanne Conner : Well, maybe the doctor's wrong. I had a kid in my 40s. It usually happens when you're least expecting and least prepared. Hell, all my pregnancies were like that. Well, one I wanted.
Becky Conner-Healy : Which one was that?
Roseanne Conner : You.
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Becky Conner-Healy : Why don't you pet him?
D.J. Conner : I can't, I'm allergic.
Darlene Conner : No you're not. Mom just said that so she didn't have to get you a dog.
D.J. Conner : I could've had a dog?
Darlene Conner : Yeah. You could've had seafood too, except it's expensive.
D.J. Conner : Damn it! I love dogs!
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Darlene Conner : Why are you getting a dog?
Becky Conner-Healy : Because Andrea's going to pay me for having her baby. I'm going to be her surrogate. As soon as the baby's born she's going to pay me $50,000, then I'll be able to buy my dream home with a big yard, and since I'm gonna have a yard, I need a dog to go with it.
Darlene Conner : So you decided to do the last thing first. You've inspired me, Becky. I'm going to go jump in a swimming pool, then fill it with water.
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Jackie Harris : [filling out Becky's medical forms] Hep B, Hep C, HIV, and STDs.
Becky Conner-Healy : Nope, nope, nope, and
[knocks on wood]
Becky Conner-Healy : not anymore.
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Becky Conner-Healy : This wasn't supposed to be my life, serving white people 'fa-gee-tas'.
Darlene Conner : Well, take some advice from a 40-year-old woman with 2 kids who's still living at home with her parents, who was just told today she's not Build-A-Bear material.
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Andrea : This is a little gift for the gift you're giving me.
Becky Conner-Healy : [opens box] Wow, a Bedazzled egg.
Jackie Harris : Becky, that's a Faberge egg, those things are worth a lot of money!
Andrea : Actually it's Fabergé.
Jackie Harris : And what did I say?