- Peter Griffin: Hey, what's the matter, Brian? Have you fallen and CAN'T GET UP?
- [he gets sent to jail]
- Peter Griffin: Turns out still using that joke is a felony. Guess I better not DROP THE SOAP!
- [gets sent to the electric chair]
- Peter Griffin: That one's the death penalty.
- Glenn Quagmire: HA! He's blowing it! He can't do it!
- Brian Griffin: QUAGMIRE? What are *you* doing here?
- Glenn Quagmire: Oh, I have an all-access pass to anything in this town that's sex-related.