Young Sheldon (TV Series)

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac (2017)

Lance Barber: George Cooper Sr.

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Quotes 

• Sheldon : Dad, can we afford a computer?

  George Sr. : You do my taxes. What do you think?

  Sheldon : [pause]  Never mind.

• Missy : I don't wanna die. I've only kissed one boy so far.

  Mary : What?

  Missy : Relax. It was a long time ago.

  George Sr. : Are you relaxed?

• Meemaw : I'm putting together my last will and testament.

  George Sr. : We're gonna miss ya.

• [Dr. Eberland is questioning Sheldon's parents about his conversation with Sheldon] 

  Dr. Eberland : Um, "Radio Shack"?

  Mary : He's trying to figure out how to help NASA land rockets.

  Dr. Eberland : Oh. That's a nice thing.

  George Sr. : He's just doing it out of spite.

• [Sheldon has been diagnosed with an ulcer] 

  Dr. Eberland : Has he been under some unusual stress lately?

  Sheldon : Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.

  George Sr. : Go wait outside.

  Sheldon : [to Dr. Eberland]  I've read some interesting research about treating ulcers with antimicrobials.

  George Sr. : Go!

  Sheldon : [leaving exam room]  And you're surprised I have an ulcer.

  George Sr. : I'm surprised I *don't* have one!

• George Sr. : Sheldon, get up.

  Sheldon : [Face buried in the couch]  What's the point?

  George Sr. : We're going to Houston.

  Sheldon : [Looks up]  Really?

  George Sr. : Yeah. You and me are gonna give those space monkeys a little talking' to.

  Sheldon : [Voiceover]  I often found my father to be a strange and puzzling man, but in that moment, I never loved him more.

• George Sr. : Alright here's the deal - my kid's got a damn ulcer 'cause of you, so either you take him seriously, or you're gonna be taking *me* seriously.