Young Sheldon (TV Series)

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac (2017)

Dave Florek: Dr. Eberland

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Quotes 

• [Dr. Eberland is taking a medical history on Sheldon] 

  Dr. Eberland : Does he smoke?

  Mary : 'Course not. He's nine.

  Dr. Eberland : [chuckles]  I started at his age. B-but only when I drank.

• [Dr. Eberland is questioning Sheldon's parents about his conversation with Sheldon] 

  Dr. Eberland : Um, "Radio Shack"?

  Mary : He's trying to figure out how to help NASA land rockets.

  Dr. Eberland : Oh. That's a nice thing.

  George Sr. : He's just doing it out of spite.

• [Sheldon has been diagnosed with an ulcer] 

  Dr. Eberland : Has he been under some unusual stress lately?

  Sheldon : Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.

  George Sr. : Go wait outside.

  Sheldon : [to Dr. Eberland]  I've read some interesting research about treating ulcers with antimicrobials.

  George Sr. : Go!

  Sheldon : [leaving exam room]  And you're surprised I have an ulcer.

  George Sr. : I'm surprised I *don't* have one!