The Magicians (TV Series)

Be the Penny (2018)

Jade Tailor: Kady Orloff-Diaz

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• Kady Orloff-Diaz : I can't wrap my head around sending him to work for the Library for a billion years. I don't trust them.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : There you go. Come on, Kady.

  Alice Quinn : The Underworld's not so bad. Quentin says there's a bowling alley. And a billion years surrounded by books sounds like Heaven.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Damn it, Alice. I thought we were bros.

• Todd : You guys remember the Margolem? Margo's doppelganger made of living clay? Since Margo's been gone, I've been storing it. You know, for safekeeping?

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : Eww.

  Quentin Coldwater : That's problematic.

  Todd : It's not like that. I just dress her up and pretend she respects me.

• Gavin : Penny signed a contract with The Order, guaranteeing his services in this life and, well, beyond. Curiously, his soul never reported for service to our Underworld branch.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : Then where is he?

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I'm right here.

  Gavin : Likely in the process of becoming a vengeful spirit. Best to nip that in the bud before his time is up.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : What do you mean?

  Gavin : The soul is tethered to the body for seven days after death. We can use that tether to yank Penny's soul out from wherever and send him on his way.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : How?

  Gavin : Eat him, naturally.

  [Kady looks horrified] 

  Gavin : Oh, sweetheart, I'm not gonna eat him. I'm a pescatarian. The Order has retained the services of a Corpse Eater for situations such as this.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : No one is eating my body, okay? I'm not done with it yet!