Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Full-Tilt Boogie (2018)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Penelope Garcia : I think it's the human spirit inside all of us that gives us an enormous capacity to survive. Amanda Lindhout.

• Luke Alvez : Are your ears burning?

  Penelope Garcia : My ears are the same temperature as the rest of me: hot.

• Penelope Garcia : If we live in the land of the free, why are so many people numbing themselves?

  Jennifer Jareau : They're just in a lot of pain, physically, emotionally. Drugs seem like their only solution

  Dr. Spencer Reid : They're not a solution

• Penelope Garcia : Well, this case just went from a slam dunk to... I don't the right analogy, but it just got a whole lot much worse

• Penelope Garcia : [On the phone to Luke]  Oh, that sounds like flirting! I don't flirt with you, that's my mission statement. What do you need?

• Penelope Garcia : Oh my gosh! You guys, this might be a record. It's just a little bit after New Year's and we're actually celebrating our MHM tonight. Aren't you excited?

  Matt Simmons : I will be in a minute.

  [Turns to JJ] 

  Matt Simmons : What's MHM?

  Jennifer Jareau : Oh, uh, Garcia named them. It's a Missed Holiday Meal

  Penelope Garcia : Or as I like to call them: mm, hmm