Happy! (TV Series)

The Scrapyard of Childish Things (2018)

Patton Oswalt: Happy

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Quotes 

• Raspberry : Just one marshmallow? They're free, you know.

  Happy : I only deserve one, and only because it's not hot chocolate without it.

  Raspberry : [head 1]  You know, you showed real vulnerability in there. I'm proud of you.

  [head 2] 

  Raspberry : Smoke?

  Happy : After all the cocaine I had this week, I don't think so.

• Happy : I'm cold, Nick.

  Nick Sax : [to Blue's son Gerry]  What'd you do to him, you monster?

  [to Happy] 

  Nick Sax : Now, you listen to me, you little blue jackass, the Sax family crest is two lions holding a banner reading "Death before intimacy". What I'm about to say is very difficult and I'm only gonna say it once. I believe in you.

  Happy : Are you saying what I think you're saying?

  [he holds up a sign reading "Partners?"; Nick grabs it and throws it away] 

  Nick Sax : What I'm saying is... if you're alive, that means Hailey's alive. So you get your imaginary shit together, 'cause you and me, we've got a job to finish.

• Happy : See, Nick? The spirit of Christmas is everywhere!

  [the lights go out] 

  Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for any inconvenience. All Queens-bound trains have been delayed indefinitely.

  Nick Sax : Oh, this city never disappoints.

  Happy : Is a show about to start?

  Nick Sax : Oh, yeah. You just watch. All it takes is a little inconvenience and then you start to see them.

  Happy : See who?

  Nick Sax : Truest selves. Go on, Tinkerbell. Take a look. Do a little lap around. See how much humanity you find when the A-Train ain't running on time.