Instant Family (2018)
Mark Wahlberg: Pete
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Quotes
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Juan : Do you like the Clippers?
Pete : I'm more of a Lakers fan.
[Pete throws the basketball at the net, it bounces off the ring and hits Juan in the face]
Juan : You hit me because I like the Clippers!
Pete : No, I think the Clippers are awesome. I think they were smart for trading Blake Griffin, their best player.
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Sharon : Did you meet any kids that you're curious about?
Pete : We met one little girl who was sitting all by herself, very sweet, a little guarded, kind of had a little wall around her. Really small for her age too, maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something?
Sharon : I saw her... Oh, right there.
Pete : The little sad-looking one with pigtails who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.
Sharon : Uh, that's my daughter.
Pete : The radiator kid?
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Mrs. Fernandez : Things that matter are hard.
Pete : Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.
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[Pete and Ellie mistakenly confront Charlie thinking he is Jacob]
Ellie : It's that kid Jacob! Hey, I saw the picture you sent to her, Jacob.
Pete : You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top!
Ellie : We're going to call your mom!
Pete : You're going down today!
Ellie : So what do you think of that, Jacob?
Charlie : [sobbing] My name is not Jacob!
Ellie : What?
Charlie : It's Charlie!