South Park (TV Series)
Sons A Witches (2017)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, Chip Duncan, Jimmy Valmer, Stephen Stotch, Sgt. Yates, Various Characters
Quotes
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[Cartman is at the police station informing of Heidi's capture]
Detective Harrison Yates : So you were there when the witch showed up and took your girlfriend.
Eric Cartman : [pretending to cry] Yes, it just came out of nowhere. I tried to save Heidi but it was too late.
Detective Harrison Yates : What was your girlfriend wearing?
Eric Cartman : She was dressed kind of like me, but had a simple Munich dirndl from Germany.
Officer Rick : And you didn't stop at all to think that what you were doing might attract the witch?
Eric Cartman : Excuse me? Are you actually trying to blame the victim here?
Officer Rick : No, I'm just saying that if there's a big fat witch around, maybe you shouldn't walk through the woods dressed as Hansel and Gretel.
Eric Cartman : Ohhhhh!
Detective Harrison Yates : Whoa whoa! Not cool, Rick! Not cool!
Eric Cartman : I will have your badge, sir!
Detective Harrison Yates : [to the camera] Sorry, folks! Sorry.