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Billy David : I am looking for an old board game, it came out more than 20 years ago.
Clerk A' : We don't have those.
Billy David : I see that. Maybe you can help. I'm looking for "Dragon Rapists Before Sunset." It's very old. It had dragons and knights and dungeons. There was a villain.
Clerk A' : Yes, I know it.
Billy David : You do?
Clerk A' : It was the best game of the '80s.
Billy David : Yes it was.
Clerk A' : I have bad news. They canceled it in '92 for obvious reasons.
[Awkward silence]
Clerk A' : "Dragon Rapists." Children played it.
Billy David : Right.
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Billy David : I have numerous projects in various stages of development. Spielberg said that.
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Goldy : I can be your assistant.
Billy David : I already have a bitchy wannabe director with opinions on everything...
Goldy : I have no opinions.
Billy David : I only like my own ideas.
Goldy : I have no ideas.
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Billy David : I am here to capture highly artistic shots. I am not a wedding photographer. I am a film director.
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Billy David : It's a good thing we have replacements. It means we' re progressing.
Writer : So you are shooting.
Billy David : I have money.
Writer : For how many days?
Billy David : One.