- [Francis has just accidentally shot a hole in the bottom of the pirates' ship causing the hold to flood]
- Francis: My mom always told me that I should have been a plumber.
- [Niccolo has calculated that a solar eclipse will start in the very near future]
- Niccoló: I was saying I'm a great wizard that comes from Poland.
- Head of Pirates: [laughing] A great wizard as tiny as a church mouse.
- Niccoló: If we don't leave here right now, when I clap my hands, the sun will go dark.
- Agnes: [to Niccolo] How are you going to clap your hands if you're tied up like a balloon?