Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Sebastien Raine (2017)

Dan Levy: David Rose

Quotes 

• Moira Rose : I'd like to believe you, Sebastien, but there's a big fat line between charming and bullshit. Now give me that flashcard.

  David Rose : You just have to trust me Moira!

  Moira Rose : Give me that flashcard.

  [David steps out of Sebastien's room] 

  Moira Rose : David?

  David Rose : Sebastien and I had some unfinished business to tend to

  Moira Rose : Sebastien, give me that flashcard!

  David Rose : Oh, you mean this flashcard.

  [David holds Sebastien's flashcard in his hand] 

  David Rose : I don't know what good it would do you, because it accidentally fell out of your camera and into my hand, then it fell in my drink and I stepped on it a lot. It was nice seeing you again Sebastien.

  Moira Rose : [David and Moira walk away from Sebastien's room arm in arm]  I'm sorry you had to do that for me.

  David Rose : It wasn't just for me. We both won!

• Moira Rose : I've got some good news family. You, know the photographer Sebastien Raine?

  David Rose : That's my ex?

  Moira Rose : Well, he's coming from New York to photograph me for a project that I'm working on. I wanted to go to New York for a change of scenery but he insisted that I respect his wishes.

  David Rose : He was a monster!

  Alexis Rose : Didn't you date him for 4 months?

  David Rose : Okay, it was 3 months not counting the times he was talking to other people.

  Alexis Rose : You were eating mall pretzels and watching Bridget Jones's Diary.

  David Rose : I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels!