- Mr. Elliott Lippman: Did any freshmen make it on time today? What, Walter did? Quick, somebody call Ripley's.
- Kevin St. James: Well, lighten up you guys, we're freshmen, how are we supposed to know what we're gonna do for the rest of our lives.
- Tara: Well, it's never too early to start thinking about it, I mean wouldn't it be great if there was somewhere we could go, to get information on careers and stuff?
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: Stupid freshmen. Talk about a burr in my saddle, they think they're so clever jamming the water fountains.
- Mr. Elliott Lippman: Hello, student body, any freshmen make it here on time today? What? Walter did? Quick, call Ripley's!
- Kevin St. James: That Mr.Lippman shouldn't quit his day job, although sometimes I wish he would.
- Merv: Yeah, something tells me his career as a comedian is going nowhere fast.
- Walter Patterson: Well, what do you expect? his material stinks. If I were a comedian, boy, I'd be majorly funny.
- Alex Moore: Yeah, Walter, that would be a good job for you, with your looks, you'd bring the house down.
- Walter Patterson: Hey, Kevin, have you noticed something weird about Merv lately?
- Kevin St. James: Weird like weird for human? Or weird like weird for Merv?
- Walter Patterson: You remember that five bucks he borrowed from me like what, two centuries ago?
- Kevin St. James: Yeah?
- Walter Patterson: He paid me back.
- Kevin St. James: El Cheapo? The guy who recycles staples? That is weird.
- Walter Patterson: Gee, Mr.History sure knows a lot.
- Merv: Yeah, thinking about a career as a historian, Walter?
- Walter Patterson: Nah, too many names and dates.
- Alex Moore: Right, Walter can't even figure out his own birthday.
- Walter Patterson: Guys! You act like all I want to do is surf and eat. Well, I intend to do something meaningful with my life, my career's gonna make the world a better place to live.
- Tara: Alright, Walter.
- Merv: That's really impressive, I didn't know you had it in you.
- Walter Patterson: That's why when I get out of school. I'm gonna open my own doughnut shop, right on the beach.
- Kevin St. James: Hey, you that annoying question people are always asking "what do you want to be when you grow up"?
- Walter Patterson: Yeah, my parents are already bugging me about that.
- Alex Moore: What? The growing up part?
- Walter Patterson: No, the part where I move to Hawaii and become a professional surfer, and get very rich.
- Merv: Alright, Walter, most millionaires started out as professional surfers.
- Alex Moore: Yeah, didn't Donald Trump start out on a boogie board?