Jocelyn Steiner: Alex Moore

Quotes 

• Kevin St. James : That Mr.Lippman shouldn't quit his day job, although sometimes I wish he would.

  Merv : Yeah, something tells me his career as a comedian is going nowhere fast.

  Walter Patterson : Well, what do you expect? his material stinks. If I were a comedian, boy, I'd be majorly funny.

  Alex Moore : Yeah, Walter, that would be a good job for you, with your looks, you'd bring the house down.

• Walter Patterson : Gee, Mr.History sure knows a lot.

  Merv : Yeah, thinking about a career as a historian, Walter?

  Walter Patterson : Nah, too many names and dates.

  Alex Moore : Right, Walter can't even figure out his own birthday.

• Kevin St. James : Hey, you that annoying question people are always asking "what do you want to be when you grow up"?

  Walter Patterson : Yeah, my parents are already bugging me about that.

  Alex Moore : What? The growing up part?

  Walter Patterson : No, the part where I move to Hawaii and become a professional surfer, and get very rich.

  Merv : Alright, Walter, most millionaires started out as professional surfers.

  Alex Moore : Yeah, didn't Donald Trump start out on a boogie board?