Mike Speller: Mr. Elliott Lippman

Quotes 

• Mr. Elliott Lippman : Did any freshmen make it on time today? What, Walter did? Quick, somebody call Ripley's.

• Mr. Elliott Lippman : Stupid freshmen. Talk about a burr in my saddle, they think they're so clever jamming the water fountains.

• Mr. Elliott Lippman : Hello, student body, any freshmen make it here on time today? What? Walter did? Quick, call Ripley's!