- Chase Stein: My dad's just really on my ass. I can't ask him to pay for a tutor.
- Gert Yorkes: You could ask me.
- Chase Stein: What, to pay for my tutor?
- Gert Yorkes: No, I could help you learn Spanish. I could tutor you.
- Chase Stein: You'd really do that?
- Gert Yorkes: Sure, yeah. I mean, obviously you're in dire need of saving, and given my mastery of the foreign tongue, it would be selfish of me to not share it with you.
- [Chase stares at her]
- Gert Yorkes: My skills, not my tongue.
- Karolina Dean: We were friends because our parents were friends. We were just kids. We were always gonna grow apart.
- Gert Yorkes: Plus, it's kind of hard to stay friends with someone when all they care about is being the perfect church girl.
- Karolina Dean: Better than the insufferable social justice warrior.
- Alex Wilder: Or a dumb jock.
- Chase Stein: Yeah, or... Molly.
- [Molly glares at him]
- Chase Stein: I've got nothing against you. You're really nice.
- Geoffrey Wilder: I hope you're right about this not being a big deal.
- Catherine Wilder: We used to do it all the time with the kids in the house. Besides, they're teenagers. The last thing they're interested in is what their parents are doing.
- Tina Minoru: Every year the Yorkes' bring that same disgusting cheese wheel. I mean seriously, who makes their own brie?
- Robert Minoru: I liked it.
- Tina Minoru: Smell your fingers.