Alien, Baby! (2017)

[first lines]

Sexy British Narrator : Earth, 7000 years ago. The city of Uruk. the home of Ashumpere, Lion of the South. The Wind That Rides, The Baby Crusher - a man of war. Whereas other kings ruled justly, Ashumpere knew only one diplomatic technique - to hit people with swords. Many fought and died and Ashumpere slew all who stood before him, yet his perfect hair remained untouched by the hell of battle. He swept across the land in a reign of terror. He was dashing; he was cruel... and he has no relevance whatsoever to our story. Our story begins 6999 years ago, when evil came down on a stone from on high. Evil with the power to change its shape. The evil is called, "The Intelligence".
[Tripp has just shot an alien agent with his own raygun]

Brian : Well done.

Tripp Thornton : I like mine a little bloody.
[Brian has given birth to a half-human, half-alien monster]

Tripp Thornton : I'm going to have to ask you to come with me right now.

Brian : Absolutely not. Why do you expect me to trust you?

Tripp Thornton : Because I have a gun.

Andrew Rakich: Tripp, Agent RS-126, Mr. President, Sexy British Narrator, Soldier