Quotes
Dinah Shore/Charles Nelson Reilly/Teri Garr/Thalassa Cruso
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
- Johnny Carson: If anything should happen to Billy, Foster Brooks automatically becomes the president's brother.
- Johnny Carson: If I would have stayed in the reserve, I would have been a captain - do you realize that?
- Ed McMahon: Yes - but you didn't, so start saluting.
- Teri Garr: I like your show.
- Johnny Carson: Good - thank you.
- Teri Garr: That's the problem with doing it, because I think I'm watching it. And then, I find out that I'm here, and that I have to be listening. And I have to answer the questions.
- Johnny Carson: I haven't asked that question before, and I want to get it out before I go to that great kinescope up in the sky.
- Johnny Carson: [on indoor plants' upkeep during vacations] Can't we leave, and - well, doesn't the greenhouse stay there, and the plants just do what they do?
- Thalassa Cruso: The greenhouse'll probably stay there, unless your crime problem is worse than ours in the east.