Lucifer (TV Series)

God Johnson (2017)

Timothy Omundson: Earl Johnson

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• God Johnson : Hey, does this mean you're not angry at your dad anymore?

  Lucifer Morningstar : No, I'm not angry. I'm bloody furious.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Okay, you've all been chosen to help with a very special mission called "Operation: Help Lucifer Escape from the Hospital".

  God Johnson : Mm, it's a little on the nose, son.

  Lucifer Morningstar : You are literally the judgiest person in the universe.

• Charlotte : I guess humanity isn't entirely awful. They did make vodka. Roller coasters. Triple creme Brie.

  God Johnson : You hear about dancing?

  Charlotte : Yes, I actually did some of that on a table, once.

• God Johnson : So this is your big plan for busting us out of here. Encouraging a man to steal underwear.

• God Johnson : [after waking up from his "God" persona]  What this? What-What just happened?

  Lucifer Morningstar : What are you talking about? We just beat Santa.