Powerless (TV Series)

Wayne or Lose (2017)

Ron Funches: Ron

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• [last lines] 

  Emily Locke : What a crazy coincidence? Batman came up with his own Jack-O-Lert.

  Teddy : In midnight black. Subtle. Powerful. Slimming.

  Ron : I wish we worked for Batman. I feel like *he'd* really get us.

  Emily Locke : Well, maybe someday we will.

• Emily Locke : That's amazing. What is it?

  Ron : It's called the Wear Bag. It protects collateral damage from superhero battles. We're talking about projectiles, falling debris, direct blows.

  [Wendy punches Steve in his gut] 

  Teddy : It's only good for one use.

  Wendy : I know. That's for taking my muffin, Steve.

• Ron : Okay, now, we all know that the number one cause of workplace accidents is Superman crashing through office windows mid-fight. That's a simple fact. But now... this glass is make of Kryptonite. So if he flies close to it, his powers will weaken, and he will softly bounce off.

  Emily Locke : Nice, and how does it work when the people inside need help from Superman?

  Ron : I had not taken that scenario into account.

  [drops Kryptonite glass] 

  Ron : It's also not very strong against normal things.

• Emily Locke : Look, Wayne Security has stopped innovating. Our follow-up to last year's Joke Venom Antidote is exactly the same thing in a slightly darker purple.

  Teddy : Mm, it's not slightly darker. Okay, one's amethyst and one's sangria. You don't get it. She doesn't get it. She's not getting it!

  Emily Locke : No, I get that they're different. I just don't think that anyone cares about the color.

  Ron : Ooh. Kitty's got claws!