Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #4.3 (2019)

Tobias Menzies: Dr. Harries

Quotes 

• Dr. Harries : So, we got your test results back. I'm afraid your cholesterol level is quite high for a woman your age.

  Sharon Morris : You sure? My cholesterol level feels fine.

  Dr. Harries : Also, your bloods are indicating a high level of fat around your organs, and I have to say, your mobility isn't great.

  Sharon Morris : Wait, what does that mean?

  Dr. Harries : You couldn't touch your toes earlier.

  Sharon Morris : Some people just can't do that. It's like wiggling your ears, or moonwalking.

  Dr. Harries : The good news is, your weight is within the healthy limit for your age and height.

  Sharon Morris : So you're saying the package is the right size, but what's in the package is just shit?

  Dr. Harries : No.

  Sharon Morris : You're saying if you took a normal sized mannequin and filled it with margarine, that'd be me?

  Dr. Harries : That's not what I'm saying.

  Sharon Morris : Well, medically, that's exactly what you're saying.

  Dr. Harries : [Beat]  Fine.