Rick and Morty: State of Georgia Vs. Denver Fenton Allen (2016 TV Short)

Justin Roiland: Judge Morty, Denver Felton Allen

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Quotes 

• Judge Morty : I sentence you to 20 days for that, and if you say anything else, I'm going to add 20 days for everything you say.

  Defendant Rick : Fuck you.

  Judge Morty : 40 days.

  Defendant Rick : Fuck you again.

  Judge Morty : 60.

  Defendant Rick : Go fuck yourself.

  Judge Morty : A year.

  Defendant Rick : Yo mama.

  Judge Morty : 10 years.

  Defendant Rick : Suck my dick.

  Judge Morty : You know something, this is going to be an interesting trial.

• Judge Morty : You have the constitutional right to be a dumbass!

• Defendant Rick : This is a kangaroo court, sir!

  Judge Morty : We're not in Australia.

  [Roiland is heard cracking up laughing in the studio] 

• Defendant Rick : Can we get a court order to get my dick sucked sir?

• Defendant Rick : You have a nasty mouth sir.

  Judge Morty : Oh oh I have an awful mouth.

  Defendant Rick : You have a big old fat mouth.

  Judge Morty : I do.

  Defendant Rick : You gotta have a big ol' mouth to get this dick in it.

  Judge Morty : Sure do.

  Defendant Rick : Alright.

  Judge Morty : Yup, I'm proud of it.

• Defendant Rick : I'll make sure the next time I, uh, come to court, I'll pull it out and jack on you.

  Judge Morty : Okay, why don't you do that right now?

  Defendant Rick : I jack on white boys.

  Judge Morty : Why don't you do that right now?

  Defendant Rick : Just like I jack on females.

  Judge Morty : Do it right now.

  Defendant Rick : I can't do it now.

  Judge Morty : Do it now.

  Defendant Rick : I ain't got, I ain't got...

  Judge Morty : I don't care.

  Defendant Rick : Take off the cuffs!

  Judge Morty : How many hands do you have to have to do it?

  Defendant Rick : Take off the cuffs!

  Judge Morty : Come on. No no, jack off.

  Defendant Rick : This is kangaroo court.

  Judge Morty : Come on, jack off!

  Defendant Rick : This is, this is kangaroo court!

  Judge Morty : Jack off right now!

  Defendant Rick : Are y'all gettin this?

  Judge Morty : [Showing stunned stenographer]  Yeah, they're gettin it!

• Defendant Rick : I fuck boys. I fuck white, white boys.

  Judge Morty : Oh, butt-boys?

  Defendant Rick : With big butts!

• Defendant Rick : Old bitch ass cracker! Horse-ass, dick suckin-ass, big butt, fuckman-ass cracker!

• Defendant Rick : I will murder you, your whole family, your kids, I am not supposed to be in jail, I was framed, that motherfucker asked me to eat his ass for a bag of coffee.

• Defendant Rick : You'll find out how nasty I am when I murder your whole family bitch!

  Judge Morty : Okay, that's fine. You know, you'll be in jail so long you won't have a chance...

  Defendant Rick : The babies will be going Daddy! Daddy! Help me! I'm just gonna... hahaha!... I'm just going to knock their brains out with a fucking hammer! Ahahaha...

• Defendant Rick : I'm subpoenain' yalls' ass, in the courtroom!

• Defendant Rick : You're not supposed to smile in court, that's a violation!

  Judge Morty : I can smile anytime I dadgum want to!