Puyo Puyo Tetris (2014 Video Game)

Erin Fitzgerald: Carbuncle, Feli

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Ringo Andou : It's such a peaceful day! So peaceful and quiet! Nothing ever goes wrong on a peaceful day! Hmm... Actually... Come think of it, as great as peace is, it's actually kinda boring. It'd be more fun if something excited happened. Like if all my friends just came bursting out of the sky! Ha! But that's nonsense. Something like that would NEVER happen on such a peaceful day, right? Huh? OH MY! What's happening? I think something's bursting outta the sky!

  Amitie : That hurt... But hey, I'm in one piece!

  Ringo Andou : Amitie? How'd you get here?

  Arle Nadja : Hey, Carby, looks like we got warped to another dimension.

  Carbuncle : Gugu~!

  Ringo Andou : Arle? Carbuncle? I don't understand...

  Amitie : Hiya, Ringo! How's it goin'?

  Ringo Andou : Teehee! Hey, Amitie. Let me guess... You two were in a Puyo Puyo battle, huh? And you both popped a whole bunch of Puyos... And suddenly, some mysterious power picked you up and sent you here?

  Arle Nadja : Just like that! POOF!

  Carbuncle : Gugugu~GU~!

  Amitie : Long time no see, Ringo! Looks like you're doing well.

  Ringo Andou : I feel like this happens to us a little too often... There's no telling where we might end up!

  Arle Nadja : That's not such a bad thing is it...? I mean, it brought us to your world, right?

  Amitie : Yeah, that's the best part about having Puyo battles!

  Ringo Andou : [chuckles]  I can't argue with that!

  Amitie : Well, let's pop some more! We've been reunited, so let's BATTLE!

  Ringo Andou : Hold on a second though. What if, one of these days, we get teleported somewhere scary?

  Amitie : Huh? How could it be scary when we're all there together?

  Ringo Andou : Good point. But what if it's somewhere completely preposterous?

  Amitie : Yeah? Like where?

  Ringo Andou : Oh, I don't know... How about... THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!

  Amitie : The edge of the who-now? Psh! Sounds fun to me!

  Arle Nadja : Hahaha! Me too! Let's go!

  Carbuncle : Gugu! Gugu!

• [first lines, continued] 

  Ringo Andou : If you guys say so...

  Arle Nadja : [a flash suddenly occurs]  What was that?

  Amitie : I didn't see anything.

  Ringo Andou : Um... guys...?

  Amitie : [blocks suddenly fall from the sky]  Oh no! What are all those things falling out of the sky? Is it a new type of Puyo?

  Ringo Andou : We just got back from our last adventure! DON'T WE GET A BREAK FROM ALL THE PUYO PUYO?

  Arle Nadja : No, no! Look closer!

  Carbuncle : Gugu!

  Ringo Andou : What are you talking about?

  Arle Nadja : Guys, those aren't Puyos.

  Amitie : Hey! You're right...! They're... blocks?

  Ringo Andou : Oh, just blocks? That's fine. WAIT! THAT'S NOT FINE! THERE SHOULDN'T BE BLOCKS! WHY ARE THERE BLOCKS HERE?

  Amitie : How should I know? They're really coming down all around us, Ringo...

  Arle Nadja : There's so many of them!

  Ringo Andou : Look! Some of them fell into a solid line. It's so pleasing on the eyes... OH MY GOSH, DID YOU SEE THAT? THE SOLID LINE JUST DISAPPEARED! Wait... Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Does this mean WE'RE gonna get teleported again?

• Zed : I have you surrounded! Do not resist!

  Arle Nadja : H-Hey... D-Don't come any closer. I'm warning you...

  Carbuncle : Gugugu...

  Zed : You will do as I say. Surrender yourselves at once.

  Arle Nadja : Get away! I'll never give in! Someone! Help me!

  Ringo Andou : Wh-What's he doing to Arle?

  Amitie : Oh my gosh! What's going on? That big, round robot's got Arle trapped! Arle, you hear me? Run! He's probably too fat to chase you! Run! Run! Run!

  [giggle] 

  Ringo Andou : Um, Amitie, he looks like he's pretty athletic... Arle, don't move. We're gonna rescue you!

  Arle Nadja : Ringo? Amitie? I'm so happy to see you!

  Ringo Andou : Us too! I'm glad you're alright. What was that piece of junk trying to do to you?

  Zed : Excuse me...?

  Arle Nadja : It was horrible! He had this whole list of demands...

  Ringo Andou : That sounds awful. What sort of "list of demands"?

  Arle Nadja : Oh, my... He made me so uncomfortable, Ringo. He said I couldn't run in the hallway! And not to drag my feet! He said I need to eat my veggies, and I can't play with my food! He even lectured me about

  [gulp] 

  Arle Nadja : proper hand sanitization techniques!

  Ringo Andou : Oh dear! That's not at all where I thought this was headed...

  Arle Nadja : You see what I mean? Ringo, you KNOW how much I hate all that "manners" stuff!

  Carbuncle : Gugu-Gu!

  Tee : My apologies. Meet Zed, the last member of the Tetra's crew. He means well, but I guess he can overdue it some days.

  Arle Nadja : So this thing's your friend...?

  Tee : That's correct.

  Arle Nadja : So... You're gonna expect the same list of demands too, huh? Is THAT it?

  Tee : Um... No.

  Arle Nadja : We shall do BATTLE before I ever give in to your oppressive demands!

  Tee : Well...

  [sigh] 

  Tee : Have it your way!

  Ringo Andou : Good luck, Tee! This is pretty much how we handle all our problems...

  Tee : Just leave her to me!

  Arle Nadja : Bring on the Puyo Puyo!

  Tee : Bring on the Tetris!

  Arle Nadja , Tee : IT'S TIME TO BATTLE!

• Rulue : [evil laugh] 

  Arle Nadja : Shoosh! It's Rulue...

  Schezo Wegey : Arle, you said she's being kooky, right?

  Arle Nadja : Yep-siree! And the Dark Prince is behind it!

  Schezo Wegey : Nope-siree. Sorry.

  Arle Nadja : Huh?

  Schezo Wegey : The Dark Prince is not our foe this time. Feel her magic aura... Embrace your training. That power is not of this world.

  Arle Nadja : So... what are you saying?

  Schezo Wegey : Someone--or something--else is making her act this way.

  Arle Nadja : [gasp]  OH NO! B-But I was so cruel to the Dark Prince earlier!

  Schezo Wegey : Meh! He probably deserved it anyhow. Let us focus on Rulue. We should advance on her slowly... You stay put, while I make advances on her!

  Arle Nadja : A-Are you hatching some brilliant gameplan?

  Schezo Wegey : Just watch and learn... Rulue!

  Rulue : [evil laugh, continued]  You're interrupting my laugh and my master plan. I will turn this dimension into smithereens!

  Schezo Wegey : Tsk! Tsk! It's a good thing HE hasn't seen you like this... You know interdimensional chaos is NOT what he looks for in a girl... Tsk! Tsk! Your crush, the Dark Prince, would be so disappointed.

  Rulue : Hmph! This isn't intended to be a brilliant gameplan or something, is it? Because it is far from brilliant.

  Schezo Wegey : Rulue loves the Dark Prince~! Rulue loves the Dark Prince~!

  Rulue : Ungh...

  Arle Nadja : Huh? It's... It's working! Everyone...! Rulue loves the Dark Prince~! Rulue loves the Dark Prince~!

  Carbuncle : GuGu~GuGu~Gu~Gu~! GuGu~GuGu~Gu~Gu~!

  Rulue : Urgh...! Dimension... chaos... smithereens... No...!

  Arle Nadja : Rulue loves the Dark Prince~!

  Rulue : Chaos and darkness... Darkness... Dark Prince... Dark Prince... I'M IN LOVE WITH THE DARK PRINCE!

  Arle Nadja : Whoa! W-We cured her!... Without needing to fight! That's a new precedent! I guess love really does conquer all.

  Rulue : Grr... ARLE! How DARE you tease me and trivialize matters of the heart!

  Arle Nadja : [gulp]  Um, Schezo started it...

  Rulue : No one mocks Lady Rulue and escapes in one piece... .Not without a battle!

  Arle Nadja : Why me...? After all that, we have to battle her ANYHOW!