Tour de Pharmacy (2017 TV Movie)

Maya Rudolph: Lucy Flerng

Quotes 

• [Jabin Dolchey gets his clothes torn off] 

  Lucy Flerng : He was an odd bird, and he seemed proud of what everyone could see was a very tiny, misshaped penis.

  Lance Armstrong : It was like a pistachio nut in a dirty bird's nest.

• Lucy Flerng : Throughout his life, Slim excelled at many different sports; but, obviously struggled to stand out like his uncle; because, he wasn't the only black athlete - until he found cycling - which was very white.

• Lucy Flerng : Marty and Adrian became the first publicly out gay athletes - while, simultaneously being in a heterosexual relationship.

• Lucy Flerng : Cyclists are hunks.

  Joe Buck : I still really don't love watching cycling.

  Lucy Flerng : With the upper body of an alien and the downstairs of a horse.