Tour de Pharmacy (2017 TV Movie)

Lance Armstrong: Lance Armstrong

Quotes 

• [Jabin Dolchey gets his clothes torn off] 

  Lucy Flerng : He was an odd bird, and he seemed proud of what everyone could see was a very tiny, misshaped penis.

  Lance Armstrong : It was like a pistachio nut in a dirty bird's nest.

• Lance Armstrong : That final day of the 1982 Tour is what made me want to become a cyclist. It was like a great film. Action. Romance. Drugs. I was like, sign me the fuck up.