- Lisa Simpson: They made us watch The Parent Trap every night! Who has twins and doesn't tell them the other exists?
- Child Therapist: That's just Disney magic.
- [Lisa shudders]
- Marge Simpson: It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids.
- Homer Simpson: I wonder if Bart has a moustache.
- Marge Simpson: You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get?
- Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson: Ice-cream!
- Marge Simpson: Counseling!
- Homer Simpson: [Disappointed] Oh!
- Homer Simpson: I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable.
- Marge Simpson: Where are you going?
- Homer Simpson: I'm going to work early.
- [Marge gasps]
- Homer Simpson: There are so many parking spots when you come in early.
- [At the cafeteria]
- Homer Simpson: There are so many donuts when you come early.
- [serves himself coffee]
- Homer Simpson: Hot coffee? Is there such a thing?
- Security Guard: Can you keep a secret?
- Bart Simpson: I can, but Lisa can't.
- Lisa Simpson: I told you that in confidence!
- Marge Simpson: Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there?
- Homer Simpson: Pizza. Want pizza. And you.
- Marge Simpson: That's the man I love.