"The Simpsons" Kamp Krustier (TV Episode 2017) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel

Homer Simpson : You don't name a company Microsoft if you're getting some.
Marge Simpson : It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids.

Homer Simpson : I wonder if Bart has a moustache.
Marge Simpson : You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get?

Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson , Homer Simpson : Ice-cream!

Marge Simpson : Counseling!

Homer Simpson : [Disappointed] Oh!
Homer Simpson : I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable.

Marge Simpson : Where are you going?

Homer Simpson : I'm going to work early.

[Marge gasps]
Homer Simpson : There are so many parking spots when you come in early.

[At the cafeteria]

Homer Simpson : There are so many donuts when you come early.

[serves himself coffee]

Homer Simpson : Hot coffee? Is there such a thing?
William Masters : Have you tried self gratification?

Homer Simpson : Everything but masturbation.
Marge Simpson : Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there?

Homer Simpson : Pizza. Want pizza. And you.

Marge Simpson : That's the man I love.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Sideshow Mel