- Jasper Dunlop: With your insane hand speed and footspeed, the other teams won't be able to lay a ball on you.
- Garth: All right! Both teams! I want a good clean match! No spittin'! No ball slappin'! No nose pickin'! HEYYYYYY! No glaring.
- Charlotte Page: Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
- Henry Hart: Why?
- Charlotte Page: To take a tennis lesson.
- Jasper Dunlop: You're a fun squasher.
- Kid Danger: Yeah.
- Charlotte Page: Okay, you better take that back.
- Jasper Dunlop: No.
- Charlotte Page: Or when you ask ME to be on your team, I'm gonna say no.
- Jasper Dunlop: I take it back.
- Charlotte Page: Good.
- Jasper Dunlop: Will you be on my team?
- Charlotte Page: No.
- Jasper Dunlop: She tricked me.
- Kid Danger: So, who are the two other players on your team?
- Jasper Dunlop: Well, one is Piper...
- Kid Danger: What... my little sister Piper?
- Jasper Dunlop: Yeah. She's small, so it makes her hard to hit.
- Kid Danger: Mm.
- Jasper Dunlop: And, she's naturally vicious.
- Kid Danger: That is true.
- Mitch Bilsky: Un, are we gonna play Dodge-A-Leen or are you two just gonna stand there and kiss?
- Jasper Dunlop: [shouting] We're just good friends!
- Garth: If you get hit with a ball, you're out! You throw a ball and your opponent catches it, you're out! When all three team members are out, you lose! When I say dodge, you dodge!