- Monkey King: Confucius says, The man who builds himself a mighty door probably saved money on the rest of the house. And if he didn't say it, he should have!
- Monkey King: Now, I'm your teacher. For once in your life, obey.
- Nicholas Orton: You know, there comes a time when every student stops listening to his teacher.
- Monkey King: I'm still waiting for you to start!