- Margaret Cho: Social media, which in a lot of ways is like the Catholic Church, making sure everybody lives decently.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes.
- Margaret Cho: Everybody has a phone, and they're discipling you. People say things that are just so awful. You know, how could you yell me to kill myself? You don't even know me. I would never tell anybody to kill themselves.
- Jerry Seinfeld: "Why don't you kill yourself" is code for, "No one's listening to ME. Do you know I exist?" The answer is, "No, I don't know you exist, and I don't care that you exist."
- Jerry Seinfeld: [about Margaret conversing at checkout] How do I say, "What's up?" in Korean?
- Margaret Cho: Uh, I don't know, 'cause everything's down. So, I say just bow.