The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Fernando Lamas/Richard Pryor/Robyn Hilton/William Peter Blatty (1974)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [on Robyn Hilton turning down a Playboy offer] Eleven thousand dollars...
Robyn Hilton : No; I really, uh...
Johnny Carson : I'd Indian wrestle Virginia Graham naked in Macy's window... No - no, I wouldn't, either.
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Johnny Carson : The average woman thinks if a fella has an accent - whether it's French or, uh, Spanish, or whatever - is somehow mysterious and, uh... has more emotional qualities within him. That's true.
Fernando Lamas : It also helps when they do not understand you.
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Johnny Carson : Have I ever...?
Fernando Lamas : Been hit, by a lady?
Johnny Carson : Well, it wasn't a lady.
Fernando Lamas : She was not a lady?
Johnny Carson : Well, no - because, see, if she would have been a lady, she wouldn't have slapped me.
Fernando Lamas : Right.
Johnny Carson : Right?
Fernando Lamas : That's a - that's a marvelous way out.
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RIchard Pryor : My uncle Dickie brought me a - bought me a cowboy suit, right? With two guns and stuff, and I was in the front yard, you know, and all the family was sittin' on the porch. And there was some dog poo-poo in the yard. And I slipped and fell in it.
Johnny Carson : Big scream.
RIchard Pryor : And they started laughing. So I got up and fell in it again.
Johnny Carson : First rule of comedy.
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Johnny Carson : Who would you like to come - hope to come back, if you could come back in another life?
Fernando Lamas : I'd like to be a kangaroo.