If you like flashy Hollywood special effects, deep emotional drama, and huge stars, then stay away from this film! If you like cheesy plot lines, silly special effects, and most of all clever, original writing, then definitely check it out. So, apparently Satanists, worshippers of a new terror, Nazis, and Santa Claus, are all, for their own reasons, trying to claim 'The forever child', and pure hilarity ensues! I'd hate to give too much away here, because a film like this can't be explained, it has to be experienced to get the proper reaction. Two beautiful mothers with a psychic connection - A satanic gynecologist with his Nazi guard - An evil elf with a hunger for Santa's "candy cane" - A lot of homo-erotic foot play - And probably the cutest baby since Twilight - All accentuate this hilarious romp. If you're a fan of low budget insane movies like me, or you're just looking for something completely original that can't possibly be expected then check out this little gem of a movie!