A Very Sordid Wedding (2017)

Sarah Hunley: Juanita Bartlett

Quotes 

• Juanita Bartlett : You can't kill love, G.W., but love can kill you. And you don't want that.

• Wardell Owens : I'm puttin' back together that 15-year tribute for Peggy that we was supposed to have two years ago. Got derailed by that hailstorm and Odell gettin' struck by lightnin'. And then last year Juanita went missing for two days.

  Juanita Bartlett : Did you find me?

  Wardell Owens : You got locked in the storage closet passed out drunk from tryin' each and every one of my liquors in there.

  Juanita Bartlett : Good times!

• Juanita Bartlett : What's going on here?

  Hortense : Juanita, hon', we're right in the middle of our final anti-equality committee meeting.

  Juanita Bartlett : That doesn't sound right.

  Hortense : Well, it is!

• Juanita Bartlett : Hey, big'un, a pack of my cigarettes and these Cheetos.

  Vera Lisso : The name is Vera. Vera Lisso, not big'un!