Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Wag the Hog (2016)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

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• Candace : [to Linda about Sidecar]  He needs his nap soon and he's a little difficult to put down. And if he doesn't get his nap, he's... I don't want to say a horrifying monster, but, um, have you seen that movie "Monster"?

  Linda Belcher : Oh, I can put him down. I have three kids. I can still rock Gene to sleep. Gene, come here.

  Gene Belcher : No! Stay away, you sleep witch!

• Linda Belcher : [after she makes pancakes for the kids]  When you guys were little, you loved Mr. Flapjack. Now you're just a bunch of pancake poopers.

• Bob Belcher : Lin, will you and the kids watch the restaurant? I'm gonna go to Critter's.

  Linda Belcher , Tina Belcher , Louise Belcher , Gene Belcher : No!

  Bob Belcher : I know you guys want to go, but Lin, someone has to watch the restaurant.

  Linda Belcher : I want to see the baby.

  Louise Belcher : Come on, Dad. It's either this or the zoo and nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom.

• Bob Belcher : Guys, selling a probably stolen bike isn't a fun family activity. Going to the zoo is a fun family activity.

  Linda Belcher : Aw, I love the zoo. So many animals.