- Seeley Booth: You know what, I'm gonna prove it to you. Pull over and let me drive
- Temperance Brennan: Great, excellent idea. Let's risk the lives of both of our children's parents so you can feel manly and virile and young
- Seeley Booth: I am manly, virile and young.
- Temperance Brennan: And I'm driving.
- Seeley Booth: I have my 20/10 vision back, and I don't need to squint anymore.
- Temperance Brennan: That's too bad
- Seeley Booth: Why? You really like those glasses?
- Temperance Brennan: They were sexy, Booth. I mean, you know, I was kind of hoping you'd wear them to bed.
- Seeley Booth: To bed? Why?
- Temperance Brennan: Well, I was hoping you'd wear them and nothing else
- Seeley Booth: Wow. Really? Okay. I think I can accommodate that.
- Temperance Brennan: A few beers last night will not make your vision blurry today.
- Seeley Booth: Oh, Bones, I'm fine.
- Temperance Brennan: Okay, Mr. Fine. Read that street sign.
- Seeley Booth: That sign says, uh, Michigan Avenue.
- Temperance Brennan: Missouri Avenue
- Seeley Booth: Oh, well, it's a state.
- Temperance Brennan: My, don't you look distinguished.
- Seeley Booth: I look ridiculous
- Temperance Brennan: No, Booth, you look... you look hot.
- Jack Hodgins: [With a French accent] Ah, oui, once again Inspector Clouseau is on zhe trail of zhe Pink Panther. And zhis time, we can help
- Temperance Brennan: Why are you talking in that ridiculous accent?
- Jack Hodgins: [Normal voice again] I'm... I'm doing Clouseau, from the Pink Panther movies. Peter Seller or Steve Martin, both comic geniuses in their own right
- Temperance Brennan: Well, I'm not familiar with them, although I'm quite sure panthers are never pink
- Jack Hodgins: No, no, no
- Camille Saroyan: Eh, don't bother. She's a lost cause... in terms of movies, I mean
- Jack Hodgins: Seriously?
- Jack Hodgins: Nurse Ratched has been torturing me every morning for the last month, and there is no change, with which I'm totally fine with, but I was also fine with the old physical therapist
- Angela Montenegro: By "old physical therapist", you mean the hot, 26-year old?
- Jack Hodgins: Wait! Was she hot? I didn't notice
- Angela Montenegro: That's not why you were always showing her how strong your core was getting?
- Jack Hodgins: Come on now, she's a medical professional. I'm sure she views my body in a pure clinical way
- Angela Montenegro: It's not how she viewed your body I was talking about!
- Jack Hodgins: [Looking at the victim] So, the victim was a human pincushion? It's gonna be like working on a cactus
- Daisy Wick: I would have thought that someone who's convinced that alien beings built Stonehenge, would be more open to the paranormal
- Jack Hodgins: Daisy, I'm open as long as it has scientific basis. I mean, come on, ghosts do not
- James Aubrey: You know what the nuns in Catholic school say what causes blindness?
- Seeley Booth: [Annoyed] That's funny