- Hulk: [fighting the Guardians] You thieves ain't going nowhere.
- Rocket Raccoon: We were trying to protect your krutackin' planet!
- [Ant-Man grabs the asteroid from Rocket's bag]
- Ant-Man: Uh, yeah. By stealing our stuff?
- [Gamora picks him and the asteroid up]
- Gamora: It's not yours. You Terrans can't be trusted with Sanctuary's powers.
- [flicks Ant-Man away]
- Captain America: Then put down the rock and your weapons, and we can discuss this.
- Star-Lord A.K.A. Peter Quill: Yeah, we could do that.
- [starts running away]
- Star-Lord A.K.A. Peter Quill: Or we can just leave with what we came for!
- Captain America: Afraid we can't let you do that.
- [throws his shield at Star-Lord, knocking him down]
- Drax the Destroyer: [being punched by Captain Marvel] I will not fight an unarmed opponent.
- Captain Marvel: Fine with me.
- [blasts Drax back]
- Star-Lord A.K.A. Peter Quill: [after the beam nearly strikes them] The only thing Earth needs protecting from is you guys!
- Ant-Man: Hey, we're not the ones who dropped an asteroid on our headquarters.
- Gamora: No, you're just the ones who messed with its size and forced us to.
- Hulk: Cause you space freaks ripped off the rock in the first place!
- Groot: [threatening Hulk] I am Groot!
- Captain Marvel: [powers up] Watch where you're sticking those branches, shrub.