- Johnny Carson: That's a gelding.
- Doc Severinsen: He's had his entire life changed.
- Johnny Carson: Do they do that when the horse is, uh... a certain age?
- Doc Severinsen: When they're not looking.
- Johnny Carson: In conversation with a man, entice him by using emotionally charged phrases such as "alone", "my place", and "until your brains fall out".