- Laura Diamond: No! Why would you put peanut butter in your hair?
- Harrison: To get the gum out
- Nicholas: We saw it on YouTube
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Which is why the brass has asked for their best detective to protect them
- Laura Diamond: [Flattered] Well, you know...
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Oh, sorry, no! They asked for Jake. You just happen to be his partner
- Carlos Hernandez: I just trying to convince Garcia that we can do this just as easily over a slice of authentic New York pizza
- Laura Diamond: Ah, that's kind of mandatory when you visit New York
- Jake Broderick: There's an Original Ray's right around the corner
- Laura Diamond: And there is an original Original Ray's just past that
- Billy Soto: [Arriving with Meredith at the crime scene] Reynaldo!
- Reynaldo: Oh, here we go. Team Meredith in the house, unless you prefer Millie
- [looking at Meredith frowning]
- Reynaldo: which I'm guessing you don't
- Jennifer Lambert: Is this the pouch in question?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Yes, locked, sealed, delivered, it's yours
- Jennifer Lambert: Well, the seal is in good shape, so no wiggle room there and it's clearly marked on the outside of the pouch. Legally we can't touch it
- Laura Diamond: There has to be some way
- Jennifer Lambert: The only way you can open up a diplomatic pouch is if you had a suspicion it contained a dead body
- Laura Diamond: Of a leprechaun?
- Captain Nancy Santiani: [Looking at the victims phone] 14 missed calls from detective Diamond?
- Laura Diamond: Must have butt dialed
- Captain Nancy Santiani: 14 times? Really?
- Jennifer Lambert: Happens to me all the time
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Your butt must be very busy
- Laura Diamond: [Talking Carlos out of a dangerous operation] You're putting your life in your own hands! Carlos:
- Carlos Hernandez: No, I'm putting it in yours
- Laura Diamond: 195 different countries, all willing to look each other in the eye. Gives you hope for Carlos
- Laura Diamond: 195 countries can agree on climate change. There's hope for anyone, though I can't get two 7-year olds to agree on breakfast cereal