The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Political Operation (2016)
Debra Messing: Laura Diamond
Quotes
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Laura Diamond : No! Why would you put peanut butter in your hair?
Harrison : To get the gum out
Nicholas : We saw it on YouTube
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Alicia : So, how are you handling things?
Laura Diamond : Could you be 25% less vague?
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Laura Diamond : Are you kidding?
Laura Diamond : Diamond? Am I ever kidding, about anything? Ever?
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Captain Nancy Santiani : Which is why the brass has asked for their best detective to protect them
Laura Diamond : [Flattered] Well, you know...
Captain Nancy Santiani : Oh, sorry, no! They asked for Jake. You just happen to be his partner
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Carlos Hernandez : I just trying to convince Garcia that we can do this just as easily over a slice of authentic New York pizza
Laura Diamond : Ah, that's kind of mandatory when you visit New York
Jake Broderick : There's an Original Ray's right around the corner
Laura Diamond : And there is an original Original Ray's just past that
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Jennifer Lambert : Is this the pouch in question?
Captain Nancy Santiani : Yes, locked, sealed, delivered, it's yours
Jennifer Lambert : Well, the seal is in good shape, so no wiggle room there and it's clearly marked on the outside of the pouch. Legally we can't touch it
Laura Diamond : There has to be some way
Jennifer Lambert : The only way you can open up a diplomatic pouch is if you had a suspicion it contained a dead body
Laura Diamond : Of a leprechaun?
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Captain Nancy Santiani : [Looking at the victims phone] 14 missed calls from detective Diamond?
Laura Diamond : Must have butt dialed
Captain Nancy Santiani : 14 times? Really?
Jennifer Lambert : Happens to me all the time
Captain Nancy Santiani : Your butt must be very busy
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Laura Diamond : [Talking Carlos out of a dangerous operation] You're putting your life in your own hands! Carlos:
Carlos Hernandez : No, I'm putting it in yours
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Laura Diamond : 195 different countries, all willing to look each other in the eye. Gives you hope for Carlos
Laura Diamond : 195 countries can agree on climate change. There's hope for anyone, though I can't get two 7-year olds to agree on breakfast cereal