Galavant (TV Series)
Do the D'DEW (2016)
Clare Foster: Roberta
Quotes
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Roberta : Richard, you're not a fighter, and I love you too much to watch you die. And you will die. Horribly. Mutilated. Crying blood.
King Richard : [scoffs] Okay.
Roberta : Having soiled yourself with people trying to cut off your head. People pointing and laughing, gloating on the battlefield. It's going to be hideous.
King Richard : [slowing losing his confidence] Okay.
Roberta : It can be fun. But not for you.
King Richard : Got it.
Roberta : I can't be part of that. It'll destroy me.
King Richard : My darling, you worry too much. I'll be fine. Yes, perhaps a bit less confident after your very charmingly graphic description... but believe me, I'll be fine.
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King Richard : Well, if you'll excuse us, my girlfriend and I are gonna go inside and, um... have brunch.
[as they walk into the castle, Roberta excitedly turns back to Sid and Galavant]
Roberta : We're not having brunch.
Galavant : Ohhh. Kill me.
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[singing a blatant spoof of Summer Lovin' from Grease]
King Richard : Soon we found our groove.
Roberta : Still, he kept on trying.
King Richard : Super hot!
Roberta : It was sad, but sweet.
King Richard : Then I made my move.
Roberta : When he finished crying.
King Richard : Swept her...
Roberta : Dropped me.
King Richard : Off her feet!
King Richard , Roberta : Finally!
King Richard : We were gettin' jiggy!
King Richard , Roberta : Finally!
Roberta : His word not mine.
King Richard , Roberta : Finally! It only took three bottles of wine!