New Girl (TV Series)

Goosebumps Walkaway (2016)

Max Greenfield: Schmidt

Quotes 

• Nick Miller : [Reagan is leaving]  I'm going to shut up until we say good-bye. And then... I'm gonna hit her with a Goosebumps Walkaway.

  Schmidt : I don't know who he is. Is he an old-fashioned baseball player?

  Nick Miller : Goosebumps Walkaway is the line that the guy says to the girl in the movie that gives her goosebumps, and then he walks away forever. It's that line that...

  Schmidt : That haunts her. That consumes her. That rings in her ear for all of eternity, granting you...

  Nick Miller , Schmidt : [Whispering]  Immortality.

  Nick Miller : You're damn right.

  Schmidt : Immortality.

  Nick Miller : Come here.

  [Nick moves in closely to Schmidt] 

  Nick Miller : I want to say good-bye to you. But it's not true. So-so bad-bye, Reagan. Bad... bye.

  Schmidt : Okay, that was terrible. Now, go write 20 more. Learn them, inhabit them, practice them, and then throw those away. Then write another 20 and submit them to me for my approval.

  Nick Miller : Can bad-bye be one of them?

  Schmidt : No.

  Nick Miller : So 40 new ones.

  Schmidt : Yeah.

  Nick Miller : That's too... that's excessive.